I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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