Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can't put those talents on a resume
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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