i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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