I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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