ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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