So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
farters have to be the big spoon...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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