She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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