North Korea, Best Korea!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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