Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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