remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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