what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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