Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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