I hope mine doesn't look like that
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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