i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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