these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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