That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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