I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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