How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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