She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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