There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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