She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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