You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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