i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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