You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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