found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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