He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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