Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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