You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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