just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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