yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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