Do vagina's smell?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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