ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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