i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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