fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
