How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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