nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The power of my boobs compel you
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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