I feel like abortions should bother me more
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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