he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
NoShamevember. You game?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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