He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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