I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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