YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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