they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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