O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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