Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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