Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
please don't ironically join a cult
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