The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Its about making memories worth repressing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
