Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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