i may or may not be watching the land before time
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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