with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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