No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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