Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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