yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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