Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Come see our sink grown plant.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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