i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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